If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
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Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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