Where did you get a picture of my penis
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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