Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
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Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
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Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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