I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
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I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
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When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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