I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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