the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
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I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
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We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
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sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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