Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
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He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
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we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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