Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
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She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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