I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
your like the ambassador to my penis.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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