I could have mohawked her pubes.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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