She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
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my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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