what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
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I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
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Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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