Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
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I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
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I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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