My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
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