So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Hippo gnu deer
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
