I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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