Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
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That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
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I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I came so hard my ears popped.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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