I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
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I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
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I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
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