I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
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Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
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I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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