just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
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It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
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Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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