Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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