i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
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Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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