he shaved USA in his pubs
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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