Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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