So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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