I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
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We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
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Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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