On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I wish I only lived at night.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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