these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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