That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
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someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
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I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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