I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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