CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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