if you like me you must not know who I am
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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