Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
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Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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