I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
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My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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