he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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