after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
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She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
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I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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