The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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