Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
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At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
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My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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