But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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