...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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