My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
tell me about the fingering
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