"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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