ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
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there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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