Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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