I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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