on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
He felt like a one man threesome
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
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i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
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The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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