I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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