I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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