I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
