Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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