I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
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Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
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Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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