Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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