is your mom at the bar?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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