We're like a lot better than the average bears
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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