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Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
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We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
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Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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