The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
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Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
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I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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