There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
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I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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