You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
